(lyrics are written by John McCrea)

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes

I want a girl with the right allocations
Who's fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
She's playing with her jewelry
She's putting up her hair
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnng jacket...

I want a girl who gets up early (gets up early)
I want a girl who stays up late (stays up late)
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machete to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass

She is fast, thorough
And sharp as a tack
She is touring the facility
And picking up slack

I want a girl with a short skirt and a looonnng.... looonnng jacket
(Na na na na na na)

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation (smooth liquidation)
I want a girl with good dividends (good dividends)
And at the city bank we will meet accidentally
We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a car with a cupholder armrest
She wants a car that will get her there
She's changing her name from Kitty to Karen
She's trading her MG for a white Chrysler Laberan

I want a girl with a short skirt and a loooooonnnnggggggggg jacket

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Thanks to (Jeff) for correcting these lyrics. Dec 24, 2008