8 oclock, monday night and Im waitin
To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me.
Her name is nona, shes a rocker with a nose ring,
She wears a two way, but Im not quite sure what that means.

And when she walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
She doesnt notice me!

Cause she is watchin wrestling
Creamin over tough guys
Listenin to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes

Its like a bad movie
She is lookin through me
If you were me, then youd be
Screamin someone shoot me!
As I fail miserably,
Tryin to get the girl all the bad guys want.
Shes the girl all the bad guys want!

She likes the godsmack and I like agent orange
Her cd changers full of singers that are mad at their dad
She says shed like to score some reefer and a forty
Shell never know that Im the best that shell never have

And when she walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
Shell never notice me!

Cause she is watchin wrestling
Creamin over tough guys
Listenin to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes

She likes em with a mustache
Racetrack season pass
Drivin in a trans-am
Does a mullet make a man?

Its like a bad movie
She is lookin through me
If you were me, then youd be
Screamin someone shoot me!
As I fail miserably,
Tryin to get the girl all the bad guys want.
Shes the girl all the bad guys want!
Shes the girl all the bad guys want!
Shes the girl all the bad guys want!

There she goes again
With fishnets on, and dreadlocks in her hair
She broke my heart, I wanna be sedated
All I wanted was to see her naked!

Now I am watchin wrestling
Tryin to be a tough guy
Listenin to rap metal
Turntables in my eyes
I cant grow a mustache
And I aint got no season pass
All I gots a moped...moped....moped.....

Its like a bad movie
She is lookin through me
If you were me, then youd be
Screamin someone shoot me!
As I fail miserably,
Tryin to get the girl all the bad guys want.

Shes the girl all the bad guys want!
Shes the girl all the bad guys want!
Shes the girl all the bad guys want!
Shes the girl all the bad guys want!
(there she goes again)
Shes the girl all the bad guys want!
Shes the girl all the bad guys want!
(there she goes again)
Shes the girl all the bad guys want!
Shes the girl all the bad guys want!