Yesterday was a sad day because you threw my heart away. But today is a new day time to start living my life my own way. No rules and no embarassment, way more sex and no harrassment. I think, I'm better off on my own! I'm better off all alone. Well I started thinking about us lately, And just maybe you weren't the one who left me. Maybe I decided to leave you first. Because you're nothing but a big jerk! I'm hating you more and more lately. I even stopped calling you baby. Maybe, I'll decide to ignore you. Just maybe, I'll be the one to forget to call you. I think I'm gonna buy you a shirt, from hot topic you jerk. (That says I suck!) I think I'm gonna prank call you at work. (And sell you a penis shaped Bananna) I think I'm gonna make my dog eat your homework. (Cause you're not too cool for school.) I think I'm gonna cry and try to forget all the great times we had.